when I did sound design I used to get clients who would say what they wanted..
"I need a big whooshy thing on the transistion...then some boingy boingy on the words...and when the rgerualr tsansistions come in, som kerpwizzit sounds overlapped by a big whaaaaaashhoooooom. Can you do that?"
what makes it funny is that I understood EVERY word he said....