Client Quote 129/521:


...After almost completing the site:

half-ass marketeer: oh, we forget to tell you, but we want to place some ad-banners on the homepage, so please leave some space for them

me: and you couldn't have told me that earlier. Implementing this will mean that we won't make the deadline (which was the day after) and besides that will f*** up the design as well.

ham: *pointing randomly at screen*
just put one here, here and here... that can't be much work, right?

me thinking: wish I could put one up your a**