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This thread is great....
I made my mom cry laughing while telling her about my previous boss...
Boss: Hows the site coming along (he wanted it ALL in FLASH, of course)
Me: Great, here take a look
Boss: Thats good, but I want it more like www.***********.com, they always pick the same gay ass flash site.
Me: ummmm.... well I would recomend that you dont go down that road.
Boss: hmmmmm... well I need it to have an intro (of course)....
Me: ok what do you want the intro to say
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOOD. PICTURE MY BOSS AS THIS 35 YEAR OLD WHO LOOKS LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD RON HOWARD.
Boss: I dont want it to say much, can you have like 3d shapes that fly across the screen ( he now begins to mimmick the motions with his hands) and then have it make a bshhhhhhhhhh sound (now he is getting really excited) yeah yeah, and then have it look like its blowing up, just before it enters the site.........
Me: looking at him with a "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS" (oh and he was)
Boss: cont. Now he is spitting on me from making sound effects. "Can you do that"
Me: ummmmm... I guess, but i would advice you wouldn't
Boss: nah nah, it will be great
A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER
He sends me a .wav file of himself actually making the sound effects.....God they were great, I wish I had saved them..
Never finished the site......... I quit 5 days later
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