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as a previus techsupportguy i once met this guy who complained about his pc taking ages to start up...i booted hispc and when windows started just about every app on that computer started and it used ages to load it all up....so I looked in his startup folder and yes.....he'd installed every single application in the startupfolder....I asked him why he did that and he answered...."hell...you know computers...you tell me smartass!"
so uninstalled everything and wished him a merry x-mas