Not so sure I can beat jaymac's... but i'll bust one out anywah...
"Okay, listen, I've been in marketing long enough to know that dull colors NEVER work. If you want an ad or anything to work, the colors just have to POP. Like, take that block of greyish, brownish crap, and make that thing bright orange!!....Now, I completely understand that bright yellow is every designer's favorite color, everyone knows that designers love the color yellow, but I'm not so sure it's the color to use...."
and then she went on something about how she's been in marketing for 20 years, blah blah blah. I just about dropped the phone and laughed right at her... but the fun thing is that my boss and I had a great party talking about this wonderful conversation.
Anyone want the name/website of the marketing firm??