Okay, I had to add these even though I wasn't going to.
A job interview 2 years ago:
Lead developer/prospective boss: "We need somebody who knows SGML, oh and we do everything in FrontPage."
And another interview more recently. After taking a full day off of my contracting job, and spending hours with HR, and without looking at any work samples...
Art Director: "So we don't really have a position at the moment. We were just calling some people to see if anyone really knocked our socks off."
<blink>AAARRGGHH!!!</blink>
[This message has been edited by milo1420 (edited 11-28-2000).]