I have this recurring nightmare, only I'm always awake. I've just done a working prototype from a comp that's been 20,000 revisions to get it perfectly balanced.
Client: "This is great. Perfect."
Ten minutes later in the conversation.
Client: "Now the rest of the pages are going to be at least 3 or 4 times as long as this one."
Yet I never seem to learn!
Another of my favorites is this.
Client: "I'm going to want 50 to 100 pictures on most of these pages"
or
Client: "This picture is really blurry."
Me: "The picture you gave me is blurry."
Client: "You can't fix that?"
or...
Cookie-cutter design spec form:"text color (hexidecimal):"
Answer: "Pantone 285"
I've also had the aforementioned "CAUCASION" experience. Ugly... very ugly.
[This message has been edited by milo1420 (edited 11-28-2000).]