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dank_spangle

a [big] step worse than 'burn my site on a cd'; one I had once was 'I want 10 bound colour print-outs of my site so I can show it to my managers'

nothing would dissuade them so I got the site's static pages [they didn't care that some stuff was dynamic] printed up a repro shop - cost several grand in the end...