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client: can you change the meta tags? add these new keywords.
me: no problem, done in 5 minutes.
<2 hours later>
client: have you been able to make those changes?
me: oh yes, they were done a while ago.
client: well, i'm not seeing them...
me: maybe i missed a page -- where are you looking?
client: i'm doing a search with yahoo for the new keywords and we don't come up...
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marketing co-worker: those pics are great [200x200 gifs]. can you blow those up to three feet by three feet for our booth?
me: ...