One of the designers on a site we we're workin' on went all out on the bevelling of a horizontal navigation bar, so much it started to resemble a dildo. As usual there was no time to do a redesign and I had to go to the client to get him to approve the design. When we got in the meeting, the client told me that he had shown the design to a lot of people and everybody thought it looked like a...
... a dashboard of a car!
I don't know what car these people drive, but I'm sure it's a stick shift