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Sales Geek: "We have to have (PROJECT A) done by Friday. Make this your top priority."

Programmers: "What about (PROJECT B)?"

Sales Geek: "Oh yeah... that one needs to be done by Friday... top priority."

Programmers: "Well there's absolutely NO way we're going to have BOTH done by Friday? Which do you want done first?"

Sales Geek: "Uh... BOTH."

Programmers: "Nonononono... you don't understand... You have a choice of ONE of these two being done... -A- or -B-. Which one do you want done by Friday?"

Sales Geek: "I told you... I want BOTH!"

Neither of them got done.