saintbluto
after 10 years as a designer I plan on going to law school someday and then becoming a lawyer.
The reason? I want to have a discussion with a client that will go something like this...
ME: As your lawyer I recommend we... (explain my professional strategy).
CLIENT: You know, that kinda sounds good - but my brother-in-law (or wife, child, nephew etc) recommended that I... (explains their unprofessional strategy).
ME: Hey, that sounds great. By the way, I'm gonna need cash only in order to plead a third-party recommendation.
C: Uhhh... are you sure that its necessary to–
ME: Great! See you in prison.
[This message has been edited by saintbluto (edited 11-20-2000).]
What is this? This is a collection of clients' quotes, unadulterated (except for formatting), from an old Dreamless thread, right up until Dreamless died and this thread was lost. No, I am still not taking submissions, as this is still currently just for nostalgic reminiscing. Thanks. (P.S., none of the quotes are mine, either.)
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