Client for a print job presents me with an illustrator file and says, "I want it to be exactly like that." And, yes, he meant same text, same images, same colour...
Dumbest thing I've ever said: "Ok, if you've not got the text on disk, we can OCR it..."
What is this? This is a collection of clients' quotes, unadulterated (except for formatting), from an old Dreamless thread, right up until Dreamless died and this thread was lost. No, I am still not taking submissions, as this is still currently just for nostalgic reminiscing. Thanks. (P.S., none of the quotes are mine, either.)
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