client: "I'm happy to see you've made most of the changes I asked for, but why is there still green on the page?"
me (looking at the now entirely red, white and blue page, not an earlier green prototype): "There isn't any green on the page... where do you see green?"
client: "The buttons are still green"
me (looking at blue buttons): "The buttons look blue on my screen"
client: "oh, well it must be because i'm colorblind"
What is this? This is a collection of clients' quotes, unadulterated (except for formatting), from an old Dreamless thread, right up until Dreamless died and this thread was lost. No, I am still not taking submissions, as this is still currently just for nostalgic reminiscing. Thanks. (P.S., none of the quotes are mine, either.)
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