Client: this is horrible, I want the menu more longer (no that wasn't a typo)
Me: 'more longer'...right
Client: Yeah, and I think this should always be spinning (a graphic behind the content)
Me: I don't think pepole will be able to focus on the words if we have this spinning behind it
Client: MAKE IT SPIN DAMNNIT!!!!
(three days later)
Client: Ok, I don't like this graphic spinning behind the text; you can't read the content. What if we make it more alpha.
And the best quote of this thread
What is this? This is a collection of clients' quotes, unadulterated (except for formatting), from an old Dreamless thread, right up until Dreamless died and this thread was lost. No, I am still not taking submissions, as this is still currently just for nostalgic reminiscing. Thanks. (P.S., none of the quotes are mine, either.)
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To do: remove "last edited" text; edit content for XHTML compliance.