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Client - "We are trying to put accross a more cosmopolitan, youthful image. Please replace the picture of the caffetiere with the picture of a cheese and onion pasty. Also swap the coissants next to the dualit toaster with a ham sandwich."

No, really... that's what they said.

Different Client - "Please move the buttons to the top right hand side as one of my friends who uses the internet a lot says they will look better there."

Another Client - "I've got an idea for the logo - can you put the words **** ***** into a rectangle with slightly rounded corners - only I want you to make the letters spin round individually - Oh yeah, and can you make them silver?"

[This message has been edited by eviltwin (edited 10-23-2000).]