Client: "Don't you have a book of images I can choose from"
Client "I like this billy joel cover..take it and recreate it, scan this picture of him and put my head in it"
Client: "Make the Logo bigger"
Client: "I can get this 4 color PMS job printed for 100.00"
Client: "the designer at Kinkos said they would only charge me 50.00 to layout my brochure"