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No Joda

Client: this is horrible, I want the menu more longer (no that wasn't a typo)

Me: 'more longer'...right

Client: Yeah, and I think this should always be spinning (a graphic behind the content)

Me: I don't think pepole will be able to focus on the words if we have this spinning behind it

Client: MAKE IT SPIN DAMNNIT!!!!

(three days later)

Client: Ok, I don't like this graphic spinning behind the text; you can't read the content. What if we make it more alpha.

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