After receiving a fax from a client of changes:
me: "Could you please email me the text changes?"
client: "Can't you just cut and paste from my fax?!"
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Client #2
After receiving client approval and signoff on a design, I cut up the graphics and began building the site. The client had told me that the design looks fantastic, really slick.
After I've created include files and built a bunch of content management templates -
client: "I don't know...the site is just...boring. What can you do to sex it up?"
me: "I can do anything you want, but it's going to cost you and push your deadline back."
client: "I don't care! Just sex it up!"