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Oh, I could fill up pages with lines clients have given me. Some recent ones:

Client: Could you use a different font for every name, you know make it cool.

Me: Uh, that's probably not going to look so good, it'll be all cluttered and ugly

Client: No, it'll look cool, so let's do it.

after doing what they want...

Client: Now it looks all cluttered.

Me: Aarrrgghhh

In a print job:

Client: So are we ready to go to print tomorrow?

Me: Sure if I run film tonight.

Client: OK, then let me call my assistant so we can edit all the text. (which they provided me) I also want to change some pictures and where things are laid out.

Me: Shouldn't we have already done all this days ago? We're not going to be able to go to print if you still are making changes.

Client: Why not?