Client Quote 468/521:

lolalola

OK, I registered just to share this one. Here is an actual, swear-to-god-I'm-not-making-this-up requirement from an e-commerce site I worked on for a great big fat multinational corporate you've all heard of:

"Users will have the option to register via a phone call to the customer service call center. However, the customer will not be informed of this ability."