This is from a real client. I'm not making this up. I couldn't smoke enough crack to come up with this myself:
-We need in the admin side a section that is for payroll. In this section we will need to run a payroll report for every month individually and on every rep individually. We will need to print this out to the rep so he can see what his payroll will be. You can set this up by running 2 queries... 1st for total payroll totals that will show all reps with rep id#'s and their payroll totals in columns with a subtotal of the total
payroll. and 2nd a payroll total for each individual that we can print out...does that make sense.???