Oh. This ones great too. Not a quote, but...
I design a website for a client. We're going through the process, and the client even had the balls to show up at the office one day, unannounced, so he could sit over my shoulder and work on it together. I just open the door, and he's just standing there, says HI, walks in and sits down behind my desk. Couldnt get the guy to leave for 5 hours! Finally, he approves it. Next day, I begin production, cutting up all the photoshop files into .gifs and whatnot.
The next day, after the whole site is cut up and 50% is programmed, they want to change the colors. I was pissed.
Then, 2 days before the site is supposed to launch, the company goes under.
We didnt get paid.