No me---my girlfriend--and not web design--tech support--but still a tale from the One Eyed Traveller in the World of the Blind.
My girlfriend works tech support for the university here. As such, she gets barraged by stupid calls constantly.
Caller: I need to request a different IP address.
GF: What seems to be the problem with the old one? Is it not working?
Caller: No, no---I just don't like it.
And this from a professor of philosophy...