Client Quote 350/521:

rift

Upon working with my first client using database interfacing, I was pretty much willing to do whatever just to pad my portfolio. They had 12k + products, pics, etc. I was supposed to make an e-commerce site and created their database as well. Okay. Here's one of the <blink>argh!</blink> instances that happened:

client: We would really like to have a searchable, fully integrated and relational online catalog.

me: Okay, but your current database does not have descriptions nor does it have a standard for product info (like size, color, etc.).

client: I guess I don't understand. We are paying you a lot of money to do this, can't you write descriptions.

me: ...

client: What's wrong with that?

me: ...

client: ...

me: How is somebody supposed to search your database when you don't have descriptions for your products other than the unstandardized, propriatary codes you have for internal use packed into a 20 character field. How is a customer supposed to know what those are?

client: Well, our AS/400 doesn't have any problem figuring it out! Why will the web server?

me: Sorry, no can do.

client: Well, I guess we will have to look elsewhere. (fine with me) I am sure someone out there will do this site for less than $1000. (riiiiight).

me: Okay.

Needless to say, I got paid (partially) and then got work that some college student was going to do it (who had no experience with this stuff). It took over a year to get up. I was about 95% done.