Client Quote 340/521:

Printing Services, Good morning....
Hi, my letterhead is ugly. My boss wants me to send it back.
Huh? wha?? Did we print the wrong colour?
No.
Did we print off-spec? (too light or too dark)
No. It's just ugly is all.
Oh. Did we choose or recommend the colour for you?
No. He chose it.
... and he wants me to take it back and refund his account because he doesn't
like the colour he chose?
Yeah, uh-huh.
:-/