god, this thread rocks. ok, here's a few of my favorite ones...
this was from our former CTO, mind you....some dumbass that claimed to know PASCAL and COBOL and, well, nothing else.
in a write up about the features he wanted for the web site, this line stood out...
"...to be admin driven by the administrator."
this one really doesn't apply to the thread as much, but this was from the same guy after he was 'moved laterally' from CTO to market research (???)...
in a meeting, he was asked to present his research results over the past 3 weeks. his information?
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"well....we have competitors. but i think our site is better."
<sigh>