This thread is so funny; sounds like retards are international.
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Client calling as he's showing his site to friends at a local big advertsing agency. The site lays in a centered 800*600 box.
C: "I'm very embarassed because looking at my website here on an Imac, the bottom doesn't show up. What can you do to fix this?".
M: "Me, nothing. But maybe you could switch the screen resolution up?"
C: "Can I do that?"
M: "Course, go to Apple Menu/Control panel/Monitors and change the resolution to 1024*728".
C: "Wow that's great!"
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I can't count the number of times a markethead told me to put their logo bigger, as well as told me to put a <blink>baseline</blink>.