Client Quote 298/521:

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not a client but a boss..."I want you to do this presentation for me - the work that this company has done - (5 major worldwide .com companies), with an intro screen and a content screen for each - i'm not sure about the copy yet, but that doesn't take long to fix/change, right? I want it all in flash, in two days time. I want movement, I want WOW!"
Um, we don't have flash....
"Just download a trial - I used it over the weekend - see? (stage full of circles and squares and dodgy type...) it's easy!"
I left the company (for being "unreasonable"). two months later, and the someone else was still working on that project.