//I give the cost estimate for the site to the client//
client: What? this is way too much!
me: well, you asked for some pretty advanced features (Database and Flash work) and you have a lot of images that need to be scanned and tweaked to look right.
Client: Could you do the same stuff but just faster and cheaper?
me: um, no.
client: (Utters the IMMORTAL PHRASE)Well my nephew has done some web sites I bet he could do the same stuff for $300!
me: go right ahead.
(Stupid client came back within a month minus $300)