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after 10 years as a designer I plan on going to law school someday and then becoming a lawyer.

The reason? I want to have a discussion with a client that will go something like this...

ME: As your lawyer I recommend we... (explain my professional strategy).

CLIENT: You know, that kinda sounds good - but my brother-in-law (or wife, child, nephew etc) recommended that I... (explains their unprofessional strategy).

ME: Hey, that sounds great. By the way, I'm gonna need cash only in order to plead a third-party recommendation.

C: Uhhh... are you sure that its necessary to

ME: Great! See you in prison.

[This message has been edited by saintbluto (edited 11-20-2000).]