Me: (after talking about his industry, product, etc...)Now, let's talk about the type of site you want...
Client: Oh, well, sites...like I said,I know I need one, but I haven't had a computer since about 1985, I think. To be honest, I'm not sure that I've ever SEEN the internet except for on TV.
I swear to you...at least he's extremely nice, and extremely easy to work with.