client1"can you make our site look like a filo fax"
client2"these three comps you have done, this first one I could of done better myself, what are these colours!! on this one?"
me "its the equivalent pantone match for the colours on your branding that you asked for"
I eventually created something shit and visually repulsive (that he liked, I must add)but as for generic aesthetics its wank prolly the most iratating client ever!