client: why is our contact page not coming up?? there is just your logo with some text under it...
me: well did you read the text??
client: no...
me: please read the text and get back to me.
client(2 minutes later): what the hell do you mean, by 'this section has been taken down because of failure to complete contract'??
me: let's see, the contract was for $14,500 and you paid us $8,000. so cut us a check and we'll upload the file.
client: i'll just get someone to finish for me!! (click)
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two weeks later...
client: no one we've talked to said they we do it for less than $10,000 and it will take 2 weeks.
(probably because it says they wouldn't pay)
me: well i'll do it for $10k and it will be up in 5 minutes. you decide.
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the site was taken down, because they didn't pay their hosting company one week later