One of the designers on a site we we're workin' on went all out on the bevelling of a horizontal navigation bar, so much it started to resemble a dildo. As usual there was no time to do a redesign and I had to go to the client to get him to approve the design. When we got in the meeting, the client told me that he had shown the design to a lot of people and everybody thought it looked like a... ... a dashboard of a car! I don't know what car these people drive, but I'm sure it's a stick shift…

It's good to know the person who's in charge at the start of the project. Otherwise you get stuff like this after going through several rounds of comps:You present the site to the management at the client, and they start dissin' everything you made. When you defend yourself, tellin' them that everything was created working together with their project manager. They go "Him, you went through it with him, what does he know about our business, he sits in his office all day starin' out the window" Yo…