Client: Why do you need the content to design the site. Can't you just do all the design and leaves blanks and we can pop the stuff it the night before we launch?
Same Client:
Client: Here's the text for this section (hands me a faxed typed document)
Me: Could you have whoever typed that email it to me, so we don't have to retype it?
Client: Do we have to. I don't want to call them again and have them find it and email it, it's a hassle.
Me: Well, I can retype it, but I type at the same rate I design at: $100 hour, which is pretty expensive as far as secretarial work goes. Whatever you want though...
Text was emailed to me later that afternoon