Client Quote 510/521:

rival

Boss: i want this page to be really good, flash animations ect.. the whole nine yards.
Me: ok np itll take a few days
Boss: np give it high priority
A week later i show him the site.
Boss: that looks excellent, but i think it looks a little too good for something that we were doing pro bono, did i forget to tell you we werent getting paid for this?
Me: ur fucking kidding me right?
Boss: nah sorry

after i got all my files from the hd, and all his clients i quit.