Client: "What are these lines for?" Client (same): "Great, it is fast and the bitmaps are clean, loading is fast.... Now... Let's make this thing fullscreen! Don't change the speed though, I want it to be as fast as this, at high res on a 70 inch display.. Also the bitmaps should look as crisp as now" Client (same, later): "I want 28.8K users to load the site instantly!" Client (same, one day before the site is launched): "Allright, we are almost done... Can we add fullscreen metalic doors openi…