Here's some key moments from my miserable 5 years ofworking as web designer and art director:------------------------------- A project manager heard we were hiring more designers.<p.m.> "I have an artist friend who designs cakes. She's really creative."<me> "I'd love to see her portfolio." ------------------------------- <ceo pointing to 10 pixel red to white gradation> "...no more of this 'sissy pink' shit." ------------------------------- <different ceo> "Could we cha…