Here's one that I'll never forget:
I was contracted to create a web site for a local business late last year, and after a handful of weeks creating print composites of the web site, we got together for a lunchtime meeting to discuss my designs. After passing out copies for everyone at the table, one of the women (there were 4) squinched her eyes, held the paper up to her face (brushing her nose), moved it back again, squinched more, then said...
Client: "What is this?"
Me: "What is what?"
Client…