1. Client: "Looks Great, but it needs to be more graphical." 2. client asked to have a 3x5 at 150 image blown up to roughly 3'x4' at 200. When we said it couldnt be done while maintaining any kind of image quality, the client demanded it COULD be done using:"well documented photoshop techniques" when any client asks for something stupid now, we joke with each other that it can be done using well documented photoshop techniques.[This message has been edited by prophet (edited 11-30-2000).]…

Oh. This ones great too. Not a quote, but... I design a website for a client. We're going through the process, and the client even had the balls to show up at the office one day, unannounced, so he could sit over my shoulder and work on it together. I just open the door, and he's just standing there, says HI, walks in and sits down behind my desk. Couldnt get the guy to leave for 5 hours! Finally, he approves it. Next day, I begin production, cutting up all the photoshop files into .gifs and wha…

At an agency I used to work at ,i designed a site for an interior design agency. simple design. Rollover the navigation, a ring appears around the link. client - Can we have a little elf running along the bottom of the screen throwing the rings up there each time they rollover the names? Us - No. That would be lame. also -the jewish shark comment - awesome!…