Client: Do you really think people will pay you more than $500 for website?? I can get one from IBM for $499, I saw it on the commercial... me: Be my guest, but when you come back I'm going to be doubling our fee. Client: (gave me the finger and left) me: Opps! Boss: That probably wasn't the best way to say that.…

client: why is our contact page not coming up?? there is just your logo with some text under it... me: well did you read the text?? client: no... me: please read the text and get back to me. client(2 minutes later): what the hell do you mean, by 'this section has been taken down because of failure to complete contract'?? me: let's see, the contract was for $14,500 and you paid us $8,000. so cut us a check and we'll upload the file. client: i'll just get someone to finish for me!! (clic…

to set the stage: we used to do a basic site layout for our mock ups that was fully functional. put it up on our test server and then give the client access. did this for a client about six months ago. called them about 3 days after they had time to review it and ask about their impression. ______________ox: Hey, how are you today?client: Great, got really drunk last night.ox: Cool, have you guys gone over our mock site?client: Yeah, but we don't think we're going to use you guys anymore. …