This is a new daily read for me. I've been laughing all day, thanks.
__scene: quickie logo design for web-based company, must be small and fast-loading
me: Did you have any particular style in mind? What colors do you like?
c: Do whatever you want. Just don't use red, my mother says it's a bad luck color for me.
later, I'm showing him about 10 comps: different styles, colors, etc.c: can you make it red?
After a while, I gave up and as a joke did a logo that was blue and green and had both a swoo…