Original bid: client: We just want a simple brochure type site... nothing too fancy, oh, and cheap. me: Okay, shouldn't be a problem. - a week later & finished with yet another useless brochureware corporate web site to clutter the web for less than $1,000 (USD) - client: (and I quote) "Okay, now can you enhance it by adding a database of our products with online, realtime payments that have lots of shopping carts to process the orders and handle the billing and then get it so that it is r…