Lessee... "Do you think you could do a web-based e-mail portal this weekend?" "Dude, I got you a CD of clip art. Let's make this site look dope!" (from sales doofus)"This client wants a 3D mockup of his jewelry store where you can go in and pick up items and look at them. Can we do that for $2000?" "We want a ten thousand item database with pictures of every item, and we can't afford to hire somebody to do the data entry, so we want you to do it. We've budgeted $1500. Why are you laughing at me?…