Former *Celebrity* client (name withheld, hint, she's married to Antonio Banderas):"Ummm, you know how when you do a search on Yahoo! or something, when you type my name in you get all these sites with nude pictures of me. Can you take those links down?"
Me:"You want me to get rid of all the porn sites of you on the whole internet?"
Her:"Yeah"
My Creative Director:"How about you ask him to clean up the oceans, or stop war?"
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Or another day, while I'm working, she's behind me a…
- "Can you make the page busier?"…