Client - "We are trying to put accross a more cosmopolitan, youthful image. Please replace the picture of the caffetiere with the picture of a cheese and onion pasty. Also swap the coissants next to the dualit toaster with a ham sandwich." No, really... that's what they said. Different Client - "Please move the buttons to the top right hand side as one of my friends who uses the internet a lot says they will look better there." Another Client - "I've got an idea for the logo - can you put the wo…