Dear Prospective client, I'm sorry to inform you, that on assessment of our previous conversations, the associated meetings, rhetoric, and new age marketing jargon;It is my opinion, that not only are you not the type of client we are interested in dealing with, but that recommendation should be made to relevant authorities, barring your company from creating any "web thingie" presence whatsoever. If by some slender chance you do manage to procure the services of a html do-it-yourself short-cours…