personal favorites:
1.
client: When i type "xxxx.com" into aol it doesn't bring up the site - the site has been down like this for weeks
me: where are you typing this?
client: when i go to keyword.
2.
client: you can cut out all this planning time i'm telling you we know what we want.
me: do you have all the documentation we need?
client: sure, just go to amazon.com, we don't want to reinvent the wheel, we just want that.
3.
catalog company - fortune 100 catalog company. builds site for web…