This is from a real client. I'm not making this up. I couldn't smoke enough crack to come up with this myself: -We need in the admin side a section that is for payroll. In this section we will need to run a payroll report for every month individually and on every rep individually. We will need to print this out to the rep so he can see what his payroll will be. You can set this up by running 2 queries... 1st for total payroll totals that will show all reps with rep id#'s and their payroll tota…

Just remembered another one. Our client (a "network administrator") has an admin section for his business: Client - "Will this have a submit button on it when it's done?" Me - "It has three submit buttons" Client - <blank stare over the phone> Me - "The one that says 'add new item' adds a new item, 'delete item' deletes an item, and 'edit item' edits the item." Client - <processing this amazing revelation... and failing> "I guess you'll just have to show me next time I come in."…