Gawd, where to begin? Here's a few gems... <client> "We want to sell our products over the web, but we don't want to show any prices because our competition can see them."<me> "Do you buy many products online with your credit card without knowing the price?"<client> ...stunned silence... -------- <client> "Your price is a little high, so I can't give you the job."<me> "So who's going to do it for you?"<client> "Well my grandson is whiz with computers, so I bet…