A recent client my company got. Client: "We want a website that can play DVD quality video, but we don't want to use streaming video and the load time must be zero." Designer: "That's impossible. Everything has a load time. DVD quality runs about 100 megs a minute." Client: "We'll take our business elsewhere..."…

goddessness having a site on CD is not unreasonable...…

guerrilla same thing happened to me a couple of times. The english try to sound cool by calling kilobytes, kilo's.…