Quote 198 by Navillus:

Client: "I keep finding myself hitting the clear button instead of the submit button, and then the form clears out and I have to start all over again. Is there anything you can do to fix that?" Un-fucking-believable…

Quote 207 by Navillus:

RE: "well Navillus... Mr Neilson always says.. 'clear' buttons are useless on the web." True, but the same client I mentioned above didn't want me to remove the clear button (I practically begged for it). They wanted me to fundamentally change the way it worked. In the end I had to throw a javascript verification window up when they clicked the button that asked, "You have chosen to clear this form, are you sure you wish to proceed?" Sheesh.Nav…

Quote 239 by Navillus:

IF ARCHITECTS HAD TO WORK LIKE WEB COMPANIES Dear Mr. Architect: Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion. My house should have somewhere between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I will make the final decision ofwhat I want. Also, bring me the cost reakdown for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one. K…

Quote 264 by Navillus:

Just remembered one: Client: "Can we make the buttons more stylized?" Me: "ummm. I'm not sure I know what you mean." Client: "They need more style. You know... stylized!" <blink>WTF</blink>…

Quote 267 by Navillus:

Last week\ Boss// Can you guys go through the site and make sure there aren't any bugs. I don't want the alpha testers to be held up by any bugs. *guffaw*…